Stranded
1:43 Sun Oct 9
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Faecal stool?
faecal three piece suite..
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Hermit Road
1:42 Sun Oct 9
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Lily Hammer 12:59 Sun Oct 9
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JimmyT
1:41 Sun Oct 9
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The fact that Gank hasn't questioned the relevance of a thread about crap on a West Ham forum tells you all you need to know about the start of our season.
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Hermit Road
1:40 Sun Oct 9
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I reckon I did one that was nigh on a foot long once. It took some very disciplined, measured squeezing not to chop it off too early, but the end result was worth the effort.
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Far Cough
1:39 Sun Oct 9
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Did one that was so long, I had to break it up with a garden spade
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j.a
1:38 Sun Oct 9
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84 courics.
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Far Cough
1:38 Sun Oct 9
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(nt)
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Motspur Park Hammer
1:36 Sun Oct 9
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Done a few of these. Known as the ICEBERG turd, half in and half out of the water.
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Lily Hammer
12:59 Sun Oct 9
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With our form this season, gank can't claim this is not West Ham related.
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Private Dancer
12:54 Sun Oct 9
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And we wonder why the club will only talk to KUMB. LMFAO.
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Spandex Sidney
12:24 Sun Oct 9
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Nearly six fucking foot! It was so fucking big I had to register it as a birth! Bit tricky finding an appropriate name for a shit. Had it adopted.
I wonder what happened to little Fordstar?
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the exile
12:11 Sun Oct 9
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SHIT thread. I'm going to LOG out.
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yngwies Cat
11:55 Sun Oct 9
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Delivered one a few days back that broke the surface water of the pan, was quite a site. Diet of lentil curry and Guinness. I don't no why birds moan about childbirth.
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Your mum
11:42 Sun Oct 9
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HIYA! Is this the Sunday morning breakfast thread?
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Sir Alf
11:15 Sun Oct 9
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1964 11:08 Sun Oct 9
Think you may be onto something ;-)
At least, as I said, its something most of us on WHO have some expertise in rather than trying to explain footballing matters ;-)
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1964
11:08 Sun Oct 9
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Bored are we, no football to mull over.
FFS
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Sir Alf
11:04 Sun Oct 9
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Back to basics. This is WHO's strong suit when it comes to expertise and knowledge. Much better than understanding football and West Ham's plight. And its good to know Britains got talent.
A little known but related fact.... those old politically incorrect comedians from the 70s like Les Dawson, Ken Dodd and Frank Carson had a running joke about being part of the "lodgers" club which to qualify required a turd to survive 3 flushes. I feel proud to be part of such an elite group of people myself. :-)
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GBHammer63
11:01 Sun Oct 9
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As opposed to discharging from ?
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Sydney_Iron
10:40 Sun Oct 9
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You just know its a break for internationals.
FFS
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Tomshardware
10:32 Sun Oct 9
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Did a long one about a month ago that looked like a conger eel. Can't be sure of length but prob about a foot.
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mashed in maryland
10:32 Sun Oct 9
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Didn't measure it but had one at work the other day which must have taken about 10 seconds from beginning to end. I'd imagine it touched the water before completely leaving the colon. Unfortunately I forgot about it and wiped and flushed so never got the chance to admire it.
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